TOP TEN THINGS YOU HATE TO HEAR IN THE WATER:


10) "Mind if I borrow your last piece of wax?"
9) "Hey everyone, I promise this will be my last wave & I'm going in. Let me have it, okay?"
8) "Isn't that your car getting a parking ticket on PCH?"
7) "You should have been here yesterday."
6) "Is that poop floating by?" (after taking in a mouthful of water)
5) "Go back to the Val, Kook!"
4) "No, I swear THIS one is really my last wave. Promise!"
3) "Isn't that your car getting the window smashed out on PCH?"
2) "You should have been here an hour ago."


AND THE WORST THING YOU CAN HEAR IN THE WATER IS...


1) AGHHHH! LOOK OUT! (crash SFX)